Our physical store will be closed from May 8th to June 6th.
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📦 Shipping Note: Please be advised that all orders placed during this period will be processed and shipped starting June 7th.
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Free returns on all eligible orders
You have 15 days to request a return. All sale items are final sale.
A highly-evolved planet, whose denizens feel no emotion and reproduce by cloning, plans to take over Earth from the inside by sending an operative, fashioned with a humming, mechanical penis, to impregnate an earthling and stay until the birth. The alien, Harold Anderson, goes to Phoenix as a banker and sets to work finding a mate. His approaches to women are inept, and the humming phallus doesn't help, but on the advice of a banking colleague, he cruises an AA meeting, meets Susan, and somehow convinces her to marry. The clock starts to tick: will she conceive, have a baby, and lose Harold (and the child) to his planet before he discovers emotion and starts to care?
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Frightmare Collectibles only accepts returns for defective items or fulfillment errors.
Requests must be made within 15 days of delivery. Approved returns are exchanged for the same item only, depending on availability. Refunds are generally not offered, unless required by law or deemed appropriate. Proof such as photos may be required to approve a return or exchange.
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